BAD APP EXAMPLE: Happycrack : Druid (Healer)

[Happycrack]

Section 1 - Character Information
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Name: Happycrack
Class: Druid
Armory Profile: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/burning-blade/happycrack/simple
Main Spec: http://www.wowhead.com/talent#0hbhZMZMfzIbMru0uo:Vcobrs0z
Off Spec: i dont pvp a whole lot but when i do i just use my pve spec


Professions & Levels:

1- inscription/525
2- herblism/525


1. Reason(s) for leaving current guild:

they only raid with there core group " i dont get to raid "

2. Why do you want to join TFB:

a opportunity to raid

3. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?:

not at all i am pretty easy to get along with

4. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?:

not that i know of

5. Do you have Ventrilo?:

Yes

6. Do you have a Mic?:

Yes

7. Do you play on a faggy ass Mac?:

No

8. What is your internet connection type?:

FIOS

9. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5?:

5

10. Do you have any alts worth mentioning?:





Achievements:

How many achievement points do you have?: 2120
What achievement are you the most proud of and why?: i don't really care about achievements but if i had to list one i guess "Looking For Many"
because i like the title



Our Raid Schedule:

Wednesday: 7:00 - 11:00+
Monday: 7:00 - 11:00+
(10Mans are Optional and schedule around these 2 dates)

What is the absolute Latest you can raid until, we often will go 30min to 1hr later than scheduled depending on progress and content left? any time is good for me as i do not have a job

Availability to Raid (List available START to END time that you can make)

Monday: any time
Tuesday: any time
Wednesday: any time
Thursday: any time
Friday: any time
Saturday: any time
Sunday: any time



Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If the raid leader was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)

i would probably ask why and if it continues i would leave the raid to give him some venting time he can invite me back after he is done cooling off

2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)

it happens all the time it really wouldn't phase me



Section 3b: Misc.
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1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called (Leader, Officers, Raiders, Casuals)?

leader: Da boss

officers: freedomfighter

raiders: crew

casuals: slaves

2. What two web sites do you visit the most for WoW information?

armory

and mmochampion.com

3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?

monkey hands ofc better than no hands at all

4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?

LOL love these questions i think i would prolly finish it was her wish after all

5. Why are you actively searching a new guild? What expectations do you have?

hopefully raiding actively

6. How long have you been playing WoW and how many guilds have you been a member of?

i have been play WoW for about 2.5 years only just came to retail when cata came out

7. What is your longest tenure in any one guild?

1-3 Months

7b. Was this a raiding guild?

Yes

8. How active do you plan on being on the forums during and after your recruitment period?

Once a week

9. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section (bonus points given for non WoW related questions)?

my real life name is kurst

i am 20 years of age

male

[Novacurse]

Not a terrible app. Honestly, it always bugs me when people seem to refuse to use their "Shift" key. Would some capitalization kill you?

Your gear is in OK shape for not doing much raiding. It may not stand up to the heroic stuff we are heading into though.

My biggest question mark is in regards to your history with the game. You say "i have been play WoW for about 2.5 years only just came to retail when cata came out". What does that mean? And if you have been playing WoW for 2.5 years, why is your longest tenure with any one guild only 1-3 months?

[Happycrack]

Not a terrible app. Honestly, it always bugs me when people seem to refuse to use their "Shift" key. Would some capitalization kill you?

Your gear is in OK shape for not doing much raiding. It may not stand up to the heroic stuff we are heading into though.

My biggest question mark is in regards to your history with the game. You say "i have been play WoW for about 2.5 years only just came to retail when cata came out". What does that mean? And if you have been playing WoW for 2.5 years, why is your longest tenure with any one guild only 1-3 months?

i only just started playing retail when cata was released before that i was on privite severs
i thought the question was more steered towards my retail playing exp

[Novacurse]

So you have virtually no raid experience on real servers?

And before I comment on anything else, is English your first language?

[Happycrack]

So you have virtually no raid experience on real servers?

And before I comment on anything else, is English your first language?

i have done bwd and bot i know the fights unless the guild plans on going back to bc to raid I'd stay i am pretty straight and yes English is my first language i just have bad grammar

"Throw up an app, and get into contact with one of our friendly officers"

you don't seem like one of the friendly ones ;/ just saying

[Rádikál]

you don't seem like one of the friendly ones ;/ just saying

Oh. My. God. Please someone get the bear in here. If you're going to say Nova is a meanie you have no idea.

Btw hes on your side. Trying to help your app look more appealing then it already isn't.

[Stallions]

I'd stay i am pretty straight

Come over to the fabulous side.

[Happycrack]

Oh. My. God. Please someone get the bear in here. If you're going to say Nova is a meanie you have no idea.

Btw hes on your side. Trying to help your app look more appealing then it already isn't.

i am just saying what does my grammar have to do with me joining the guild

but w.e

[Novacurse]

i have done bwd and bot i know the fights unless the guild plans on going back to bc to raid I'd stay i am pretty straight and yes English is my first language i just have bad grammar

"Throw up an app, and get into contact with one of our friendly officers"

you don't seem like one of the friendly ones ;/ just saying

You know, for someone who is pretty damn quick to throw our words back in our faces, you probably should have looked further down in that same thread. Maybe that way you would not have ended up looking like a cock so much.


1. Don't spell like a moron.
Yes, yes, it's the Internet and spelling and grammar aren't cool among the kids these days. Nevertheless, you're trying to impress these people, so at least make some effort to not type like a monkey undergoing shock treatment. Typing in all lower-case with no punctuation except for "lol" makes the guild officers think that you're going to be a nightmare to have in guild chat, and they're probably right.

One day, and I say this not as much to you as to other prospective apps who will hopefully read your app and learn what not to do, but one day you're going to learn that what YOU think matters in an app process means fuck-all. We have had this system going for quite some time, and it tends to weed out the bad ones very well. As, by the way, it is doing in your case.

So, for a multitude of reasons: App Denied.

[Happycrack]

know what i am good i found a guild that i like good luck to you guys in the future thanks for the insults and bye :D


lol seems we posted at the same time fuck you very much and have a nice day

[yovalord]

lol