Artimus
08-26-2008, 10:16 AM
Section 1 - Character Information
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Name: Artimus
Class: Paladin
Armory Profile: www.meatspin.com
Talent Trees: Holy / Protection / Retribution
Talent Points: 0 / 47 / 14
Professions & Levels:
1- Engineering Level: 375
2- Mining Level: 129
1. Previous Guild(s): Azerothian Dragonslayers, Manifest Destiny, Nice Logic, Business Casual, Absolution, Keys to Ascension, United, For Jessica Alba, Ethereal
2. Reason(s) for leaving: No Ticket.
3. Why do you want to join TFB: B/c Mr.Tanner is banned from this guild and therefore can no longer molest me here.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?: Can we beat defenseless babies?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?: YES EXTREMELY!!!!
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?: Friends:1 Enemies: A lot
7. Do you have Ventrilo?: Yes
8. Do you have a Mic?: Yes
9. What is your internet connection type?: Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5?: 5
11. Do you have any alts worth mentioning? Kukluxkachoo, Stevehowe, Ushya, Gaelidan
Our Raid Schedule
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Availability to Raid (On a scale of 1-5)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 1
Saturday: 1
Sunday: 5
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Fuck that guy doesnt even know how to properly call out misteaks.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would gquit. I signed up for this fuckin raid WELL IN-ADVANCED, what are you gonna put some one \"better\" in my place b/c \"the situation\" calls for it? Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous for you to expect me to be humble about that. Jesus Christ man.
Section 3b: Misc.
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1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Artimus, Seeder of all Awesomus Popullus
Disciple of Artimus, Seeder of all Awesomus Popullus
Protector of the Inner Secrets
Zealot of the Seeder
I am just cool enough to repair with guildbank
Footman of the Divine Crusade
Worshipper of the Paladin Demigod
Peon and Builder of Encampments
Pistonhonda, The Diseased
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Countries only produce ppl, I produce the inspiration that fills the heart of every great leader
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
I wouldn\'t be at a doctors office about losing my hands ever. That would jsut never happen to me.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I would finish unless she was a ginger. Well, nvm I would never have a ginger best friend.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Like I said in my other apps - The future WILL be like 28 days/weeks later except instead of undead humans it will be undead penguins, Enraged about global Warming and lead by Almost extinct Polar Bear Overseers.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Murder isn\'t funny - I am offended by this question.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
hmmm, 9?
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Explain in good detail why Reeses Pieces Cereal isn\'t merely candy for breakfast.
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Name: Artimus
Class: Paladin
Armory Profile: www.meatspin.com
Talent Trees: Holy / Protection / Retribution
Talent Points: 0 / 47 / 14
Professions & Levels:
1- Engineering Level: 375
2- Mining Level: 129
1. Previous Guild(s): Azerothian Dragonslayers, Manifest Destiny, Nice Logic, Business Casual, Absolution, Keys to Ascension, United, For Jessica Alba, Ethereal
2. Reason(s) for leaving: No Ticket.
3. Why do you want to join TFB: B/c Mr.Tanner is banned from this guild and therefore can no longer molest me here.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?: Can we beat defenseless babies?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?: YES EXTREMELY!!!!
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?: Friends:1 Enemies: A lot
7. Do you have Ventrilo?: Yes
8. Do you have a Mic?: Yes
9. What is your internet connection type?: Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5?: 5
11. Do you have any alts worth mentioning? Kukluxkachoo, Stevehowe, Ushya, Gaelidan
Our Raid Schedule
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Availability to Raid (On a scale of 1-5)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 1
Saturday: 1
Sunday: 5
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Fuck that guy doesnt even know how to properly call out misteaks.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would gquit. I signed up for this fuckin raid WELL IN-ADVANCED, what are you gonna put some one \"better\" in my place b/c \"the situation\" calls for it? Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous for you to expect me to be humble about that. Jesus Christ man.
Section 3b: Misc.
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1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Artimus, Seeder of all Awesomus Popullus
Disciple of Artimus, Seeder of all Awesomus Popullus
Protector of the Inner Secrets
Zealot of the Seeder
I am just cool enough to repair with guildbank
Footman of the Divine Crusade
Worshipper of the Paladin Demigod
Peon and Builder of Encampments
Pistonhonda, The Diseased
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Countries only produce ppl, I produce the inspiration that fills the heart of every great leader
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
I wouldn\'t be at a doctors office about losing my hands ever. That would jsut never happen to me.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I would finish unless she was a ginger. Well, nvm I would never have a ginger best friend.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Like I said in my other apps - The future WILL be like 28 days/weeks later except instead of undead humans it will be undead penguins, Enraged about global Warming and lead by Almost extinct Polar Bear Overseers.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Murder isn\'t funny - I am offended by this question.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
hmmm, 9?
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Explain in good detail why Reeses Pieces Cereal isn\'t merely candy for breakfast.