Erind
06-08-2008, 09:27 PM
Section 1: Personal
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Name: Adoren
Class: Druid (Feral)
1. Previous Guild(s): Surge, Defiance
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Surge fell apart and I quit the game while in Defiance.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? Because I have some friends in TFB and I want to raid again.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I am now.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Why? There aren't any stupid fucking Jewish, Mexican chicks in this guild are there?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? I have a few friends who remember me in TFB. Enemies are for scrubs though.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes and Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday:5
Tuesday:5
Wednesday:5
Thursday:5
Friday:5
Saturday:5
Sunday:5
Disclaimer: I work at 4:45am CST Mon-Fri so staying up past 11pm EST Sunday-Thurs will be rather taxing, other than that I'm pretty much free.
I am going out of town at the end of June meaning I would miss Sunday 28th, and the following Monday Tuesday and Thursday.
9. What is your internet connection type? Good 'Ole 24k. I actually have Comcastic Cable.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5 unless I don't pay the bill. Watch out on the 15th each month...
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Black+Dragonflight&n=Adoren
My gear is pretty much going to be Kara epics with a couple of PvP pieces. I would say I'm about half and half as far as tanking or dps, some of it is rogue gear while some of it is bear gear.
2. What spec. are you? I would go something like 0/46/15. I want to be able to tank if I have to and dps in catform if I have to.
http://www.wowhead.com/?talent=0ZxhGsfrRezioVxsz
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Herb
-B- Alch - I can make some flasks but nothing special.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
I have Blackthorne, which is Erind my old Hunter, but I wouldn't transfer him back to BB unless there was a really good reason to do so.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? I suppose I would explain to him in tells why he was wrong. If he continued to disagree I would say fuck it and get back to the raid.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? I'm not here to get super decked out I just wanna have some fun. I would go play my alt if I got asked to sit out.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
- Poop Snargler
- Anal Ravager
- Triple Penis
- Officer
- Coolest Mother Fucker Alive
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Iceland obviously, what the fuck else do they have to do but play WoW?
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? Take the monkey hands, I'll be damned if Video Games and masturbation go out the window in one fatal swoop.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I would have already have finished by the time she died. Would I go for round 2? No, that would be cruel.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No, a post-apocalyptic world would consist of 2 things. Hookers and Midgets.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. The perfect murder would consist of me finding out where whoever decided what classes gets nerfed and going to his house. I would then freeze a cone of water into an ice pick with my mutant super powers, straight X-Men style. I would unlock the door with my lvl 243 Lockpicking skill, go upstairs and freeze him in place. Then I would strip off his wife's nighty using only my wit and silver tongue, have sex with her in front of him and then kill him with the icepick.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? That's not a very well formed question, on BB? Alliance only? Guilds who were high end raiding? If yes to all of the above I would guess around 10 to 15.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? If Astraeus showed up at your house demanding sexual favors for phat lewt. Would you oblige?
Is there anything else you want to say? I hope that my poor gear doesn't deter you guys from at least giving me fair consideration. I think that I have proven myself as a talented raider to many of the people in TFB through my actions in other guilds. Plus I don't wanna waste 25 bucks if I don't have a shot at getting in so be honest with me.
I edited this application a little bit since now my intention is to raid as a feral druid and also to make note of my going out of town in a couple weeks. I was told that you all needed a feral druid after Thursday so I figured I would go ahead and get Inuyasha or someone to pull my app out of the closed application section. I joined Survival in the time between these two apps and got experience up to Gorefiend (I basically own at Constructs) in BT and up through Azgalor in Hyjal. On a side note, I noticed there is no number 7 for Section 1. I could have sworn there was one there when I made this app and it dealt with previous raid experience. Upon further investigation however, I saw that number 7 was missing from the template as well as from every other application on the forums. Either it's a giant conspiracy (likely) or you guys left out number 7 on accident (less likely).
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Name: Adoren
Class: Druid (Feral)
1. Previous Guild(s): Surge, Defiance
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Surge fell apart and I quit the game while in Defiance.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? Because I have some friends in TFB and I want to raid again.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I am now.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Why? There aren't any stupid fucking Jewish, Mexican chicks in this guild are there?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? I have a few friends who remember me in TFB. Enemies are for scrubs though.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes and Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday:5
Tuesday:5
Wednesday:5
Thursday:5
Friday:5
Saturday:5
Sunday:5
Disclaimer: I work at 4:45am CST Mon-Fri so staying up past 11pm EST Sunday-Thurs will be rather taxing, other than that I'm pretty much free.
I am going out of town at the end of June meaning I would miss Sunday 28th, and the following Monday Tuesday and Thursday.
9. What is your internet connection type? Good 'Ole 24k. I actually have Comcastic Cable.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5 unless I don't pay the bill. Watch out on the 15th each month...
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Black+Dragonflight&n=Adoren
My gear is pretty much going to be Kara epics with a couple of PvP pieces. I would say I'm about half and half as far as tanking or dps, some of it is rogue gear while some of it is bear gear.
2. What spec. are you? I would go something like 0/46/15. I want to be able to tank if I have to and dps in catform if I have to.
http://www.wowhead.com/?talent=0ZxhGsfrRezioVxsz
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Herb
-B- Alch - I can make some flasks but nothing special.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
I have Blackthorne, which is Erind my old Hunter, but I wouldn't transfer him back to BB unless there was a really good reason to do so.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? I suppose I would explain to him in tells why he was wrong. If he continued to disagree I would say fuck it and get back to the raid.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? I'm not here to get super decked out I just wanna have some fun. I would go play my alt if I got asked to sit out.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
- Poop Snargler
- Anal Ravager
- Triple Penis
- Officer
- Coolest Mother Fucker Alive
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Iceland obviously, what the fuck else do they have to do but play WoW?
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? Take the monkey hands, I'll be damned if Video Games and masturbation go out the window in one fatal swoop.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I would have already have finished by the time she died. Would I go for round 2? No, that would be cruel.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No, a post-apocalyptic world would consist of 2 things. Hookers and Midgets.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. The perfect murder would consist of me finding out where whoever decided what classes gets nerfed and going to his house. I would then freeze a cone of water into an ice pick with my mutant super powers, straight X-Men style. I would unlock the door with my lvl 243 Lockpicking skill, go upstairs and freeze him in place. Then I would strip off his wife's nighty using only my wit and silver tongue, have sex with her in front of him and then kill him with the icepick.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? That's not a very well formed question, on BB? Alliance only? Guilds who were high end raiding? If yes to all of the above I would guess around 10 to 15.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? If Astraeus showed up at your house demanding sexual favors for phat lewt. Would you oblige?
Is there anything else you want to say? I hope that my poor gear doesn't deter you guys from at least giving me fair consideration. I think that I have proven myself as a talented raider to many of the people in TFB through my actions in other guilds. Plus I don't wanna waste 25 bucks if I don't have a shot at getting in so be honest with me.
I edited this application a little bit since now my intention is to raid as a feral druid and also to make note of my going out of town in a couple weeks. I was told that you all needed a feral druid after Thursday so I figured I would go ahead and get Inuyasha or someone to pull my app out of the closed application section. I joined Survival in the time between these two apps and got experience up to Gorefiend (I basically own at Constructs) in BT and up through Azgalor in Hyjal. On a side note, I noticed there is no number 7 for Section 1. I could have sworn there was one there when I made this app and it dealt with previous raid experience. Upon further investigation however, I saw that number 7 was missing from the template as well as from every other application on the forums. Either it's a giant conspiracy (likely) or you guys left out number 7 on accident (less likely).