Hellise: warlock

[hellise]

Name: Hellise
Class: Warlock

1. Previous Guild(s): Ethereal
2. Reason(s) for leaving: too many fucksticks holding us back
3. Why do you want to join TFB? i hear u have a bunch of fucksticks, but good fucksticks
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? no
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? if i hear one comment about niggers, chinks ,packys, gooks, fatfucks, cunts ,pussies, twats ,wetbacks, mongloids and other such derrogatives...it will probably be coming from me. jokes of course , im not racist id love to fuck a black chick
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? jibbers is my brother, so yes i have an enemy
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? yes yes (take him away boys)

Our Raid Schedule:

Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.

Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 3
Tuesday: 3
Wednesday:3
Thursday: 3
Friday:3
Saturday:3
Sunday:3
i put all threes because i work shift work, so my schedule is kind of all over the place but i make as many raids as work allows me to

9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5

Section 2: Character
---------------------------

1. Link your Armory http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Hellise

2. What spec. are you? affliction

3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?

-A- mining 375
-B- herbing
375

4. Do you have any alts worth noting? 70 holy/disc priest Yohimbe
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Yohimbe


Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
ill tell him to lick my choda and then blame some1 else and point out their shittiness probably just blame jibbers

2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
meh shit happens id alt tab and get straight to the porn sites or tell the raid leader its ok it gives me time to go fuck your girlfriend

Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------


1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
GM: the big veiny one
Officer: hard pussy pounder
Veteran: steamer
Member:erection
initiate: china man
alt: flacid

2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? turkey has hotter chicks so turkey

3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
i cant masturbate with fucking stubs so monkey hands of course and get me some monkey pussy and train that ape to suck my dick without peeling it first

4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?

id finish but id pull out cuz what sick fuck would blow inside a dead chick

5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
T2 cuz arnold is the shit

6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.

well it would have to be a rape/murder cuz if im going to jail and getting my ass plowed i better get me some first. then id chop the body into tiny pieces and freeze them then feed them to guests for dinner.

7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?

how the hell would i know

8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
do u like pina colodas and getting caught in the rain?




Is there anything else you want to say?
big floppy donkey dick

[Ezazel]

what exactly is a fuckstick? and do you know how to pvp?

[hellise]

a fuckstick is kind of an idiot or an asshole depends really...in pvp gear i have 439 resil and if i respec sure i know how to pvp:)

[Eynon]

Only word that comes to mind is, "wow!"

[hellise]

Only word that comes to mind is, "wow!"


haha dont worry im not a real psycho i was just told to have fun with the app
i just like to act like a jackass at times

[Babbage]

Hellise have you been introduced to Devilize?

[hellise]

cant say ive had the pleasure of meeting this Devilize

great flick , am i being compared to Karl Pilkington? LOL

[Devilize]

IT'S NOT A PLEASURE TO MEET ME

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK THAT WAY


DONT YOU DARE

YOU WILL REGRET IT

[yovalord]

will you duel me? 20g goes to winner? (ask jib)

[hellise]

who pays us the 20g?:)

btw devilize i like that hentai picture, is that some kind of a metaphor with those chicks eating and holding water"melons"?

[Babbage]

cant say ive had the pleasure of meeting this Devilize

great flick , am i being compared to Karl Pilkington? LOL

No, that's just my signature. It appears under all my posts. Although... have you ever seen an old man eatin' a twix?

[hellise]

cant say ive seen an old man eatin a twix cant say ive ever thought of what its like either especially if its the one from family guy

[Smogg]

Are you familiar with the hairy chinese kid?

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/ballmember/hairy-chinese-kid.jpg

[Yield]

Hellise,

In your opinion, why do you think Cananananda renamed it's bacon "Canananadian Beacon, instead of just calling it "Beacon" like everyone else?

[yovalord]

^

[hellise]

m god i cant look at that kid more than 2 sec without having to turn away

and our bacon rules man its slabs of pig rather than strips, bigger and better!:)

[Ezazel]

You know in my experiance people normally app to guilds when they arnt in a raiding guild

[Daredevil]

Gosh you ignorant! His pic is not hentai ..ITS BLEACH!
oh and Hi Ez

[yovalord]

Im not an officer or anything and i cant accept or decline your app, but you apped on 04-10-2008 and we havnt even seen you yet in a raid, i know thats not your fault but i really dont think we have any room in our guild for another lock now, we normaly bring 2 per raid and we have dyemond,plaugeheart, and tarja (alt) coming to a few of our raids already, since we dont allow dule apping in think it would be rude to keep you here waiting for a response, you should msg one of the officers or better yet bother astraeus to see what your going to do, i dont think its going to happen though. Then again i may be wrong.