Paladin: Garrath

[garrath]

Raid Schedule:
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1. Can you make the following times?
Sunday: Free day (20 man sometimes) 6:00 - 10:00 yes
Monday: 6:00 - 10:00 (40 Man) no got a late college class
Tuesday: 6:00 - 10:00 (40 Man) yes
Wednesday: 6:00 - 10:00 (20 Man, freeday) yes
Thursday: 6:00 - 10:00 (40 Man) yes
Friday: 6:00 - 10:00 (20 Man, freeday) yes
Saturday: 6:00 - 12:00 (40 Man) yes


Section 1: Personal
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Name: Garrath
Class: Paladin

1. Previous Guild(s): Ascended now in For Jessica Alba
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Tired of PvP, lost alot of ranks during the summer. Now school is starting up again and ill be on my computer more.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? have fun of course. See some new stuff i havent seen in this game.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yeah, horde deserve to die.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? no
6. What are your top priorities in WoW? have fun. meet likeminded people. cleanse and heal, lol.
7. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? none that i know of.
8. Do you have Ventrilo? Do you have a Microphone? yesyes
9. Do you have CT-Raid? yes

Section 2: Character
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1. What kind of gear do you have?

CT-Profile: http://ctprofiles.net/3299690

If you don't have a CT-Profile please list your gear here.

Head:
Neck:
Shldrs:
Back:
Chest:
Wrist:
Gloves:
Belt:
Legs:
Boots:
Ring:
Ring:
Trinket:
Trinket:
Ranged/Relic:

2H Weapon:
1H Weapon:
Shield/off:


2. What spec. are you? (be specific) check ct profile
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-1- mining
-2- black smith
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? not really.
5. Have you completed:
- Attunement to the Core? (MC Attunement) yes
- Blackhand's Command? (BWL Attunement) yes
- Blood of the Black Dragon Champion? (Onyxia Attunement) yes
- The Dread Citadel (Naxx Attunement) no

Section 3: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of MC/BWL/AQ, how would you react? (be honest!) nothing. just sit back in my chair. grab another soda/beer from the fridge and keep on.

2. If you were asked to sit out for an MC or BWL that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? I would kind of be pist. but thats what pvp is for.

3. Are you familiar with the "Zero-Sum" DKP system of loot distribution? no, i have some reading to do.

4. What do you think of Enst's PvP movies? never seen it. im google videoing it right now

5. Do you feel Greengoo is an arrogant bastard? on the forums yes, but seems to know what he is talking about.

6. What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? yell at my girlfriend to drink another slim fast, then make love to me when raid ends.

7. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apacolyptic world might be like? waterworld no, terminator no, mad max yes. the whole welcome to thunderdome is badass.

8. Is there anything else you want to say? I catach up on shit real fast. Boss fights only need to be told once what to do. If i really dont understand something, ill ask a paladin leader the right course of action.

[Tame]

Try working on your Naxx attunement and talk to Greengoo in game.

[garrath]

Guess i need to find myself 2 arcane crystals and 1 nexus crystal.
or about 10k rep with argent dawn.

the first one sounds better

[garrath]

im working on getting another healing trinket from BRD/BRS. Also, trying to get the healing relic from DM. And, trying to get healing power on wrist for now

[greengoo]

I can do the healing on wrist for you if you like. I'll be off and on this week (moving apartments) but you shoudl be able to catch me around sometime. Advice for you, trying being around Wednesday or Friday for a 20 man (talk to ladyluck or arthil) and go strut your healing stuff and all that jazz.

goo

[Smogg]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Video/TV_features/nwk_041013_TheOffice1.300w.jpg

Garreth?

[garrath]

nope.

its garrath.

ill be on tonight for a 20 man. ill catch up with you all and hopefully i can get a spot to show my skill.

late. ty for the chance

[Smogg]

So, Garreth. We were wondering, if as a paladin, if you had to, could you give a man a lethal blow? Like, if he was coming really hard.

[NoKz]

So, Garreth. We were wondering, if as a paladin, if you had to, could you give a man a lethal blow? Like, if he was coming really hard.


.....

[garrath]

well, if im near a man coming. i better be with a pretty damn hot girl.

but beside that said circumstance, no i cannot give a man a lethal blow if he is coming really hard.

[Smogg]

Fine, don't watch the office. See if I care.

[Knightrider]

Fine, don't watch the office. See if I care.

So Smogg, you've dug your foxhole, and you've pitched your tent.... They've discovered your CAMP, and you're lying there, and they've caught you with your trousers down, and they've all entered your hole without you knowing....

[garrath]

well, i didnt do any entering.

my member is strictly for female play only.

if i caught smogg out in a tent in elwynn with a female i would watch.
if i caught smogg out in a tent in elwynn with a guy, i would run away. and tell everybody.

[Smogg]

So Smogg, you've dug your foxhole, and you've pitched your tent.... They've discovered your CAMP, and you're lying there, and they've caught you with your trousers down, and they've all entered your hole without you knowing....

Well, no. Was more likely is that I wouldn't be there if I knew they knew where I was. I'd be hiding, watching the hole, using it as a trap. I'd use my hole as bait.

[garrath]

either way. that shit wont be baiting my ass.

plus i have detect traps. like every paladin has.

plus if i were to get caught up in it. (with amazement i might add) i would bubble hearth right the fuck then.

inter race sexuality brought about the tauren. god knows what a fucking night elf and human would make.

[garrath]

ill be able to raid with you all in about 2 hours if that is cool. im going back out to school now and ill be on my wow comp. i hate fucking work. im glad today is my last day of work.

see you all.

garrath

[Knightrider]

And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke or could you take a man from behind?

[NoKz]

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Disturbing.jpg

[garrath]

yeah, it got real gay fast. but fuck oh well. atleast you all are talking to me.

or maybe smogg is just gay and you all didnt know?

[Inuyasha]

yeah, it got real gay fast. but fuck oh well. atleast you all are talking to me.

or maybe smogg is just gay and you all didnt know?

Nah....






















































We did.

[Indira]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/czuniga76/Celebrity%20Men/PaulWalker11.jpg

I'm not confused at all

[Hyacial]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/czuniga76/Celebrity%20Men/PaulWalker11.jpg

I'm not confused at all


MY EYES!
:(

Must go stare at more Tila Nguyen photo sets....

[Eynon]

All app threads go off course by page two. But Smogg........wtf.........look what you did!!!


Poor Garrath!

[Bronyraur]

Question # 231: Are you easily offended if your stapler is put into a jello mold?

[garrath]

if i was milton from office space. yeah i would get pretty pist. i would...burn...building...to..the ground.

but i just have a shitty compact stampler for college. if it got trashed, shit i could buy a new one.

[garrath]

never do that paul walker shit again. for the love of god.

anyways, back to recruitment app stuff.

heard you all might need another hand in AQ40 today. i'm down to help you guys out. just need to know time which is prolly 6 server time. and vent info. if you all could get that to me that would be great.

late for now got to clean my house. my mom just got out here, and damn. there is rat shit everywhere.

late

[greengoo]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/czuniga76/Celebrity%20Men/PaulWalker11.jpg

I'm not confused at all

That's about what I look like...

except i have way less body hair and my belly button isn't fucked up :)

[Indira]

That's about what I look like...

except i have way less body hair and my belly button isn't fucked up :)


what a coincidence.. I look like this but with bigger boobs

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-04/05/xin_47040305144738612991.jpg

[greengoo]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-04/05/xin_47040305144738612991.jpg

ok so now i'm so turned on i want to go have sex... but the gf is sleeping...


must think of happy thoughts...

jessica...
alba....

mmmm

be my dark angel baby...

mmmm

mmmm

mmmm

[greengoo]

dear god this is a pally app gone horribly wrong...

sorry for the hijack, it won't hurt your chances of getting in, i swear

get a hold of babbage, i'm still wrecked this week

[Hyacial]

what a coincidence.. I look like this but with bigger boobs

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-04/05/xin_47040305144738612991.jpg


You know, Jessica Alba is pretty when she's not trying to act.
Fantastic 4 LOL.

Edit: Oooh noticed the lack of tan lines.

[Kollin]

i come to this thread to touch my self and i find a total of 0 nude pictures of ANYTHING...what gives boiii

:useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless:

[Kollin]

i come to this thread to touch my self and i find a total of 0 nude pictures of ANYTHING...what gives boiii

:useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless: :useless:

Nvm, 2 posts above me L0L

[Inuyasha]

You know, Jessica Alba is pretty when she's not trying to act.
Fantastic 4 LOL.

Edit: Oooh noticed the lack of tan lines.

And hard nipples :D

[Eynon]

http://www.womensfunnyvideos.com/old-lady-smoking-cigar.gif

[Elete]

http://www.womensfunnyvideos.com/old-lady-smoking-cigar.gif


This WAS a good thread... :(

[greengoo]

I like where this is going....

[Hyacial]

Damn you Milton Berle!

[Exoris]

http://hammer.afdc.com/activities/ultimate/summer05/teams/2/1/photo1.jpg

[garrath]

ythe jessica alba isnt bad.

she looked better in Sin City tho, when she was dancing on stage. but anyhow.

i'll look up babbage to see whats going down.

oh, one more thing, midnight movie tonight, going to see beerfest, that movie looks funny as hell.

late

[Indira]

yea most caucasians want to see beer fest and tenacious d pick of destiny.


IBlawlidontwannaseethose!!!21!@

[Eynon]

Tenacious D's movie looks horrible. But IMO you should see Invincible.

[Babbage]

yea most caucasians want to see beer fest and tenacious d pick of destiny.


IBlawlidontwannaseethose!!!21!@

Oh I get it... black people and white people are different people because their skin is different colors. You have a career in stand up comedy.

[Dief]

Denied due to inactivity. Good luck mate.