Rogue: Servo

[Servo]

Raid Schedule:
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1. Can you make the following times?
Sunday: Free day (20 man sometimes) 6:00 - 10:00 Yes
Monday: 6:30 - 11:00 (40 Man) Yes
Tuesday: 6:30 - 11:00 (40 Man) Yes
Wednesday: 6:00 - 10:00 (20 Man, freeday) Yes
Thursday: 6:30 - 11:00 (40 Man) Yes *I have a class from 6pm to 9pm, but we always get out around 8ish.
Friday: 6:00 - 10:00 (20 Man, freeday) Yes
Saturday: 6:00 - 12:00 (40 Man) Yes


Section 1: Personal
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Name: Servo
Class: Rogue

1. Previous Guild(s): Demise, Manifest Destiny, Pleasure Gnomes

2. Reason(s) for leaving:
Demise: Took a break from the game.
Manifest Destiny: Fell apart.
Pleasure Gnomes: Fell apart.

3. Why do you want to join TFB?
I have been very anxious to get back into end-game raiding. I'm looking for a guild that knows how to have fun and get things done. A large forum presence is nice too because I get bored at work and need to troll.

4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?
I am now.

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Nope. Racist jokes are the funniest because they're usually true... and we all know men are better than women!

6. What are your top priorities in WoW?
Having fun. Being a part of an accomplished group of people.

7. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?
No enemies. Friends? well I've run into several members throughout my 2 year wow career so I'd like to consider several of them a friend.

8. Do you have Ventrilo? Do you have a Microphone?
Yes and Yes.

9. Do you have CT-Raid?
Yes

Section 2: Character
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1. What kind of gear do you have?

Primary Set
Head: Bloodfang Hood +100 Health
Neck: Onyxia Tooth Pendant
Cloak: Cloak of Concentrated Hatred +70 Armor
Shoulder: Bloodfang Spaulders +5 Fire Resist
Chest: Bloodfang Chestpiece +100 Health
Wrist: Bloodfang Bracers +9 Stamina
Gloves: Bloodfang Gloves +15 Agility
Belt: Bloodfang Belt
Legs: Bloodfang Pants +20 Fire
Boots: Nightslayer Boots +Run Speed
Ring1: Signet Ring of the Bronze Dragonflight Revered
Ring2: Don Julio's Band
Trinket1: Blackhand's Breadth
Trinket2: Hand of Justice
Main Hand: Chromatically Tempered Sword +15agi
Off Hand: Blessed Qiraji Pugio +15agi
Ranged: Dragonbreath Hand Cannon

Fire Resistance Set
Head: Nightslayer Cover +20 Fire
Neck: Onyxia Tooth Pendant
Cloak: Onyxia Scale Cloak +7 Fire
Shoulder: Bloodfang Spaulders +5 Fire
Chest: Bloodfang Chestpiece +100 health
Wrist: Cinderhide Armsplints of the Monkey
Gloves: Nightslayer Gloves
Belt: Lava Belt
Legs: Bloodfang Pants +20 Fire
Boots: Nightslayer Boots
Ring1: Jasper Link of Fire Resistance +19
Ring2: Ocean's Breeze
Trinket1: Blackhand's Breadth
Trinket2: Hyper-Radiant Flame Reflector
Main Hand: Chromatically Tempered Sword +15agi
Off Hand: Blessed Qiraji Pugio +15agi
Ranged: Dragonbreath Hand Cannon
Total Fire Resist: 223


Nature Resistance Set
Head: Bramblewood Helm
Neck: Onyxia Tooth Pendant
Cloak: Grovekeeper's Drape +15 Nature
Shoulder: Sylvan Shoulders +5 Nature
Chest: Sylvan Vest
Wrist: Beetle Scaled Wristguards
Gloves: Stonebark Gauntlets
Belt: Bramblewood Belt
Legs: Cenarion Reservist's Leggings
Boots: Bramblewood Boots
Ring1: Jasper Link of Nature Resistance +19 Nature
Ring2: Jasper Link of Nature Resistance +19 Nature
Trinket1: Heart of Noxxion
Trinket2: Heart of Noxxion
Main Hand: Chromatically Tempered Sword +15agi
Off Hand: Blessed Qiraji Pugio +15agi
Ranged: Dragonbreath Hand Cannon
Total Nature Resist: 264


2. What spec. are you? (be specific)
18/33/0 http://www.wowhead.com/?talent=whxsoxZG0Ez0Vzxfo

3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Engineering. All schematics except Biznicks and that shield...
-B- Enchanting. Nothing too rare. +15agi, +25 agi, +30 spell power.

4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Kaola: 60 warrior. Blues and a few epics.
Krody: 60 Druid. Tier 1/2

5. Have you completed:
I have all my attunements.

Section 3: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of MC/BWL/AQ, how would you react? (be honest!)
I'd just shut up and talk to him about it later. Raid time is not the time to argue.

2. If you were asked to sit out for an MC or BWL that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react?
I would just deal with it. Park Servo near the instance and play an alt while listening on vent.

3. Are you familiar with the "Zero-Sum" DKP system of loot distribution?
I am.

4. What do you think of Enst's PvP movies?
I just watched Enst 3. the default UI and no visible addons makes me cringe (i'm a ui junky). but still humorous!

5. Do you feel Greengoo is an arrogant bastard?
Hey I like all forum trolls.

6. What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.

7. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apacolyptic world might be like?
Mad Max and Waterworld? Nah -- I don't see us ever regressing back to a time of chaos and filth. However, T2, yea, the robots will seriously fuck us up one day.

8. Is there anything else you want to say?
I look forward to being considered for TFB -- I feel like I would be a valuable addition to the guild. I always strive to be #1 in DPS. I never come to a raid to just be semi-afk all night. I give 100% all the time. You'll never see me in the rear.

[Exoris]

Ive seen him around, good rogue

[Fuimmerd]

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Nope. Racist jokes are the funniest because they're usually true... and we all know men are better than women!B] You mentioned they are funny because they are true... most of my jokes are very out of line untrue and very racist..and sexist...and Horrible.. do you care?

[Girljungle]

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Nope. Racist jokes are the funniest because they're usually true... and we all know men are better than women!B] You mentioned they are funny because they are true... most of my jokes are very out of line untrue and very racist..and sexist...and Horrible.. do you care?

I do you insensitive bastard!!!!!!!!

/wrists

[Exoris]

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Nope. Racist jokes are the funniest because they're usually true... and we all know men are better than women!B] You mentioned they are funny because they are true... most of my jokes are very out of line untrue and very racist..and sexist...and Horrible.. do you care?
Everytime u make a racist joke I want to cry and hang myself.

[Tossing]

Servo is really Minihis. /gasp

[Raymond]

Servo is really Minihis. /gasp

Is that true? :eek:

[Servo]

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Nope. Racist jokes are the funniest because they're usually true... and we all know men are better than women!B] You mentioned they are funny because they are true... most of my jokes are very out of line untrue and very racist..and sexist...and Horrible.. do you care?

as long as they aren't directed at short white boys with red hair everything is kosher

[Servo]

Is that true? :eek:

lol i don't know where that came from but minihis kinda creeps me out sometimes cause he just starts talking random stuff to me and i'm like what

[Tossing]

Is that true? :eek:

No.
lawlawlall

[Fuimmerd]

as long as they aren't directed at short white boys with red hair everything is kosher

O JUST FUCKING REMEMBERED YOU WERE THE DIRTY FUCKING HICKS ROOMMATE DUDE I WILL MAKE FUN OF HIM THROUGH YOU RESULTING IN ME MAKING FUN OF YOU!

[Eynon]

Did you misplace your arms?









OMG TEH FUNNY!

[Exoris]

I believe that for every Misplaced Servo Arm that drops.. it goes to Servo.

[Tossing]

I believe that for every Misplaced Servo Arm that drops.. it goes to Servo.

Nein. Priest loot.

[Exoris]

Nein. Priest loot.
DONT YOU TALK BACK TO ME, MINORITY.

[Servo]

O JUST FUCKING REMEMBERED YOU WERE THE DIRTY FUCKING HICKS ROOMMATE DUDE I WILL MAKE FUN OF HIM THROUGH YOU RESULTING IN ME MAKING FUN OF YOU!

LOL@U duin is a homo tree grinder
he's still my roommate too

we can make fun of him together
it's fun

[Servo]

I believe that for every Misplaced Servo Arm that drops.. it goes to Servo.

i like the way this man thinks!

[Exoris]

LOL@U duin is a homo tree grinder
he's still my roommate too

we can make fun of him together
it's fun
can i make fun of him too?

[Servo]

can i make fun of him too?

damn skippy! we can all have a daily duin shit talking secession -- it always makes me feel better!

[Servo]

Nein. Priest loot.

are you still black?

[Tossing]

are you still black?

Yes. And I went down as the only member of Manifest Destiny to get Priest Boots aka Boots of Epiphany. Some people just never saw the humor in that.

[Servo]

Yes. And I went down as the only member of Manifest Destiny to get Priest Boots aka Boots of Epiphany. Some people just never saw the humor in that.

i think those boots are sexy on you

and i'm only saying that to be nice to a minority so that god will love me

[Exoris]

i think those boots are sexy on you

and i'm only saying that to be nice to a minority so that god will love me
YOURE A MINORITY TOO, MINORITY.

[Servo]

YOURE A MINORITY TOO, MINORITY.

i don't like to think about it.... :(

[Tossing]

i think those boots are sexy on you

and i'm only saying that to be nice to a minority so that god will love me

I think Mr. Naoli touched himself at night thinking of those boots, hence the spitting at me 3 months after looting them.

Just think, you'll have to deal with me again in 3 more days. LAWLALALALWLWALW

[Exoris]

Servo is a ginger kid irl!

[Servo]

i don't even know what a ginger kid is!!!

[Blackwind]

Back on topic, good job in BWL :)

[Kraatos]

7. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apacolyptic world might be like?
Mad Max and Waterworld? Nah -- I don't see us ever regressing back to a time of chaos and filth. However, T2, yea, the robots will seriously fuck us up one day


WOAH!

and as for the Servo Arms back off home boy

[Dief]

As black mentioned good job. Bring you sexy self to Naxx tonight. See you in game.

[Servo]

you know the great thing about being a redhead is... ok well i'm still tryin to figure that out, but in the interim, fuck you haters :)

[Exoris]

Youre still a ginger kid in my eyes

[Kraatos]

OWNED!!!!!!!!! LOL@U dont we have 209404938 rogues?

[Kraatos]

Whats are plan in naxx tonight?

[Servo]

Wtf Is A Ginger Kid

[Kraatos]

you

[Philly]

Watch South Park sometime. :p Even though you're a ginger kid, you're a gnome rogue and we gnome rogues gotta stick together.

[Kraatos]

LOL@munchkins

[Philly]

I'll cut you.

[Kraatos]

you can try

[Servo]

short people need love too
and sex

[Exoris]

short people need love too
and sex
no, thats only for fairies. are you a fairy?

[Servo]

no, thats only for fairies. are you a fairy?

if sex is for fairies, then yes, I am definitely a fairy

[greengoo]

as i have mentioned before, ginger kids have small wangs, and small wangs get NO loving

Generic comment about how the south sucks and it's racist.

[Babbage]

So Servo.... the name... MST3K fan are ye?

[Servo]

So Servo.... the name... MST3K fan are ye?

i dunno what that is.

i just chose this name cause i wanted to be a gnome engineer and it sounded appropriate

then i saw that fucking robot in the badlands and got pissed cause people are gonna think i ripped my name off from that

[Servo]

Generic comment about how the south sucks and it's racist.

http://theotherpage.com/images/redneck.jpg

[Kraatos]

Damn ya'll found louries pic